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By: Frew

Frew — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:28:53 +0000

At first, God created Man… then he had a better idea.

“Let’s make a slave for Man”

By: Frew

Frew — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:27:38 +0000

I got hit by a rental car today. Fucking hertz.

By: Frew

Frew — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:26:59 +0000

Apparently, Jonathan Ross only goes to rugby matches to play pranks on people.

He loves Twickenham.

By: Frew

Frew — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:25:12 +0000

Pregnant Irish girl phones home. “Mam oi tink me waters hav broke!”

“Oh me holy jaysus. Where ya ringin from?”

“Oim ringing from me minge to me fockin ankles!”

By: Frew

Frew — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:23:56 +0000

Paddy comes home from work and finds his wife in crotch-less panties. She opens her legs and says “Oh Paddy you big hunk o’ love, Howz about givin this a good lickin??” Pointing at her lady bits!!

Paddy looks at where she’s pointing and says “That!!! You must be joking, look at the mess its made of your knickers”

By: adam rees

adam rees — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:00:49 +0000

A woman in the bar says that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”

The lady asks, “How do I do it without surgery?”

“Just rub toilet paper between them.”

Startled the lady asks, “How does that make them bigger?”

“I don’t know, but it worked for your ass.”

By: adam rees

adam rees — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:56:26 +0000

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

By: adam rees

adam rees — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:55:12 +0000

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”.
The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?

By: Juanes

Juanes — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:38:06 +0000

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother”Frank Brown showed me his willy today”. Before her mum freaked out she added “It reminded me of a peanut”. Relaxing a little, with a hidden smile, her mother asked “Really small was it?” Sally replied “……………No, salty”

By: Juanes

Juanes — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:31:49 +0000

kids know far too much theses days.
Today in the doctors waiting room, I saw a little girl playing with her Barbie and Ken dolls immitating the doggy position. I bent down and told her, “you’ll end up with lille baby dolls if you keep doing that” she replied “I don’t think so dickhead, he’s doing her up the arse”